LEARNING BUSINESS, TURNING EMPLOYEE!

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                                LEARNING BUSINESS, TURNING EMPLOYEE!

IIM – The College everyone dreams

Of,

Exceptions exist as I am already pissed

Off!

1800 Seats, 5000 Calls and 3.5 lakh

Candidates,

No mercy with just 7 colleges in a country of

28 states!

 

Three Sections in CAT, Twenty Five Questions in

Each,

A maximum of seven is what a normal can

Reach!

Negative Marking exists – So as to remind

You,

20 lakh per annum is a destiny for very

Few!

 

Sectional – Cut offs is an add on

Criteria,

Smooches more than a Grimy

Bacteria!

Perfect in Verbal but OK in

Quant,

Result Quotes: “You are good, But

You can’t!”

Do or Die – the result for many remains the

Same,

GD and PI Rounds will almost end your

Game!

You can’t be good, you have to be the

Best,

Your selection depends on the ability of

Rest!

 

But try is what I can think and

Afford,

Luxury matters, whether car is Maruti or

Hyundai Accord!

A failure in CAT / SNAP / XAT does not make

Me feel pity,

Excuse me Sir – CET is still in my

Kitty!