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LEARNING BUSINESS, TURNING EMPLOYEE!

4 Oct

yesteday, I got this email and felt like sharing it with you all..

                                LEARNING BUSINESS, TURNING EMPLOYEE!

IIM – The College everyone dreams
Of,
Exceptions exist as I am already pissed
Off!
1800 Seats, 5000 Calls and 3.5 lakh
Candidates,
No mercy with just 7 colleges in a country of
28 states!

 

Three Sections in CAT, Twenty Five Questions in
Each,
A maximum of seven is what a normal can
Reach!
Negative Marking exists – So as to remind
You,
20 lakh per annum is a destiny for very
Few!

 

Sectional – Cut offs is an add on
Criteria,
Smooches more than a Grimy
Bacteria!
Perfect in Verbal but OK in
Quant,
Result Quotes: “You are good, But
You can’t!”

Do or Die – the result for many remains the

Same,
GD and PI Rounds will almost end your
Game!
You can’t be good, you have to be the
Best,
Your selection depends on the ability of
Rest!

 

But try is what I can think and
Afford,
Luxury matters, whether car is Maruti or
Hyundai Accord!
A failure in CAT / SNAP / XAT does not make
Me feel pity,
Excuse me Sir – CET is still in my
Kitty!
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