Archive | January, 2009

the satyam nursery rhyme

15 Jan

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Raju Raju sat on the wall
Raju Raju had a great fall
Balance sheet died
Shareholders cried
Raju Raju made a fraud  

Raju Raju

Yes baba
Cheating us
No baba
Telling Lies
No baba
Open the balance sheet
HA HA HA

Men are like………..

13 Jan

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Mascara! They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like…..Government Bonds. They take so long to mature!
Men are like…..Parking Spots. The good ones are taken!

Men are like… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong!

MEN!
They sweep you off your feet then try to hand you the broom!

QUICKFIRE

What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”

Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence!

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars, they have no intention of driving!

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract

life ends but memories doesnt………..

5 Jan

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If u luk back at ur lyf, there r events dat highlight ur past. Be dey sad or happy, dey stay wid u forever. dey r lyk a film playing in ur head. Everything seems so real as it waz happening to u all over again. The emotions, the feelings, dey seem as intense as dey were when d event actually happened.
In dese events, dere r some which r ur past mistakes. Changes r not always positive and different people react differently to a same situation.

Events may bring u closer to some people and dey may also become an eye-opener to reveal the honesty of others. A friend in need is a friend indeed-this phrase may seem childish and meaningless to some, but in reality this is wat rules d meaning of lyf. It is in times of worry and stress only that u look for a shoulder to cry on. It is dat time wen u need to know dat u r being thought of and cared for. But usually when u need someone badly, they seldom seem to care. One may not feel the absence of a friend in a joyous moment, but when one is lonely and sad, u miss only a person u r close to or a friend.

Lyf goes on just as seasons change and so does a person. The way of thinking changes and even friends change at times, but still memories remain. Memories of all those u have ever loved , ever cared for. Therefore, treasure them , they are the most valuable assets of ur life!

life ends but memories doesnt…..
 

 

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