Men are like………..

13 Jan

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Mascara! They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like…..Government Bonds. They take so long to mature!
Men are like…..Parking Spots. The good ones are taken!

Men are like… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong!

They sweep you off your feet then try to hand you the broom!


What’s the fastest way to a man’s heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
1. No mind. 2. No business.

How do men sort their laundry?
“Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”

Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence!

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars, they have no intention of driving!

Why do bachelors like smart women?
Opposites attract


2 Responses to “Men are like………..”

  1. saurabh johri April 6, 2009 at 8:36 pm #


    my god what is ur problem with men ……..this is da first time i read your blog and this section is really appalling..i have never seen anything written against women like this by men…..this only shows one thing…… that women are terrified of men coz they are Superior….and nothing can be done about that.


  2. vivek khandelwal January 28, 2009 at 7:43 am #

    being a avid reader of this blog ..i dont personally like seeing it turning into a man bashing platform.:P
    nyways since u have already it tried it once ..u need to this blog– Dedicated to bashing men ..


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