The new Economy Emergism

6 Aug

You must have heard of capitalism, communism…. but these are old hats. The new age …isms’ followed by the companies are different.

Emerging ‘isms’ of the new economy (Courtesy The Economic Times)

INFOSYSism

You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.

 

 

PATNIism

You have 10 cows. You make them work so that they give milk of 100 cows

 

WIPROism

 

GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

 

 

DELLism

Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow’s milk.

 

IBMism


You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.

 

MICROSOFTism

 

You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

 

SUNism

 

You have a bull. It doesn’t give milk. You hate Microsoft.

 

 

ORACLEism

 

You have a cow. You don’t know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

 

APPLEism


You have a cow. You sell iMilk.
 

SONYism
You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world’s thinnest milk

 

GEism

 

You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that’s his imagination at work

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One Response to “The new Economy Emergism”

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